
Twinkle 16 / The revolving door
Friday: parliament. Monday: gas company.
A smoko rant about the career pipeline everyone already jokes about, then a hard turn into a three-column public register with a cooling-off clock.
Open seed
The everyday gripe
Straight to camera: the minister regulates an industry for years, resigns on a Friday, and lands a strategy role in that exact industry before the office plant gets re-watered. The real punchline is that it's all perfectly legal. The trapdoor is visibility with a clock on it: who left, who hired them, what they carried, and how long the door has to stay shut. This seed is open: film your own "amazing how that keeps happening" rant. Aim at the door, not at a name: the machinery is the joke.
Description
The one-breath drop
Said before the flush
"A public register: who left, who hired them, what they carried. Three columns and a cooling-off clock." Second breath lives in the room.